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As you can see from the above graph, there is not much to report to my shareholders other than it is business as usual. Below is a brief overview.
The past Financial Year saw incredible losses in Sleep, offset by an increase in Traffic and Reading. The record hours of Work for minimal pay has again appeared as a major force in the Projectamor Portfolio. It is an integral component of most Portfolios, and it will come under review this year. We aim to make this component more efficient. Most alarming, however, is the rise of Boredom - though only constituting 5% of the Portfolio, it is highly volatile and is forecasted to rise in a winter of discontent.
Joy, representing 2% of the total Portfolio, came in fits and spurts in the past Financial Year. This can be attributed to the acquisition of The Strokes (fuck yeah!) tickets, WoW milestones and the World Cup. This sector, however, is likely to diminish to almost nothing as the one-off events pass. Projectamor does aim to invest more research and activity into this sector, and it is a major focus point for this year.
All in all, a rather solid, if uneventful, year for the Projectamor Portfolio as it hopes to reach a respectable result come maturity.